Some would say we are a gimmicky novelty website. While we don’t quite consider ourselves public servants, we do strive to bring a bit of joy and levity to relationships around the world. Marriage is one of the biggest moments in a person’s life but it doesn’t come without challenges. It is important to know there is a legitimate loophole to help you through the tough times; the Laminated List.
Ross Geller said it best on the infamous Friend’s episode, ”Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: honest, respect, and sex with celebrities.” When honesty and respect fail you can always cling to the far flung possibility that you actually have a shot with a supermodel or a celebrity or someone else that would generally be consider out of you league.
It goes without saying that unless you actually possess a Laminated List there is little hope for your relationship. We would strongly advise that before you make that fateful journey down the aisle that you purchase your very own Laminated List. You should probably get one for your significant other as well.
It must be said that hypothetical Laminated Lists DO NOT COUNT. We hear it all the time, “So and so is on my Laminated List. Blah, blah, blah is on my Laminated List.” If you don’t actually have a laminated list, there is no one on your Laminated List.
Now you’re probably telling yourself that you will make a list and get it laminated, but you and I both know it’ll never happen. All you have to do is click the order button and create your list right now. We’ll take care of the rest.